Review: Kill the Farm Boy

A sense of humor is mandatory for reading this book.

Kill the Farm Boy by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne is delightfully absurd and laughs in the face of how one would usually expect a Chosen One fantasy story to go. Every last trope is engaged with in a way that flips it on its head and makes it hard for readers not to laugh out loud. (Unless you hate puns. Don’t hate puns when you read this book.) When Staph the Pixie tells the farm boy Worstly that he’s the Chosen One and also makes his goat talk, Worstly does what any Chosen One would do and finds a quest. But when his quest doesn’t go quite as planned, it’s up to a motley crew to try make things right and save both him and an entire enchanted castle worth of people. Continue reading

Holonet Blast #66

Commander Cody… Execute Holonet Blast #66

Hilariously enough, there’s uhhh basically no news this week? I mean, we’ve got a new URL which is news for us. (Look Ma! No hyphen!) Aside from that though… There ain’t much. (And no, we’re not counting that Resistance art or the Keri rumor as news because… they’re not.)

What we do have though is the announcement of the Star Wars Fan Awards! Lucasfilm announced this week that they are expanding their traditional fan film awards to also include categories for Photos and Visual Art.

Aside from that… yeah, I’ve got nothing so please enjoy this picture of John Boyega on a horse.

Happy Sunday ❤

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Review: Most Wanted

If you’re like me, you walked out of Solo: A Star Wars Story wanting to know everything you possibly could about Qi’ra and read dozens of stories about her. Thankfully, Most Wanted by Rae Carson came out the same day as the film and I was eager to dive into it especially since I’m a far of Carson’s Fire and Thorns trilogy. Even better? Most Wanted definitely did not disappoint.

Most Wanted introduces us to both Han and Qi’ra not more than a year before Solo begins with Lady Proxima pitting the two of them against each other to determine who will be the next Head Child of the White Worms. Given that the promotion comes with extra rations (including real food!) and other “privileges,” both of them really want it. Badly. When a deal goes very wrong, Han and Qi’ra realize that the only chance they have of salvaging either of their hopes of becoming Head is to work together and find themselves on a crazy adventure that neither of them could have ever forseen. Continue reading

Review: The Mighty Chewbacca and the Forest of Fear

What’s a wookiee to do when the daughter of the Emperor’s advisor has taken his partner hostage and will only free him if said wookiee goes on a dangerous assignment for her? Complete the mission, of course! The Mighty Chewbacca and the Forest of Fear by Tom Angleberger is a middle grade book that teams up everyone’s favorite wookiee with a young woman who’s trying to help her people and the galaxy’s snarkiest KX security droid.

Angleberger has a delightfully wry yet fun style of writing, providing direct commentary on the story as the narrator. Writing Chewbacca can be a challenge since his words are traditionally not translated directly but given vague meaning. Angleberger finds a way to make it fun and feel logical. The narration is really what makes the book veer more towards special and away from “this is fine” and I actually found myself laughing out loud once or twice.

Star Wars, as of late, has seemed to have fun pairing Chewie up on his solo missions with a spunky and relatively young girl to be a foil. That girl also usually has her own agenda that just happens to somewhat line up with Chewie’s own mission but they end up doing good and becoming friends at the end. It could have very easily been tedious this time around but Angleberger found a way to keep it interesting. When in doubt, toss in the K-2SO wrench apparently. (I love that droid so much, I really do.)

The Mighty Chewbacca and the Forest of Fear is a book that kids in the middle grade age range will likely find delightful but may be less appreciated by the older ones/teenagers. It’s a fun little adventure with Chewie that could be an amusing divertissement for adults or a great journey for kids.

Thank you to Disney Lucasfilm Press for providing a copy of the book for review purposes.

A Solo Report from a Q&A with Joonas Suotamo

When given the opportunity to attend an early screening of a Star Wars film, you say yes and then ask for the details later. Luckily enough, the early screening of Solo I attended on Monday night had a bonus for us: a Q&A after the film with Chewbacca actor Joonas Suotamo. If you’re ever given a chance to attend a panel with him, I highly recommend it. Suotamo is passionate about his role in a very earnest way that leaves you completely charmed. It’s hard not to become a fan of him. I mean… how can you not love someone who delivers all of his lines on set in Wookiee English even though it’ll be dubbed over?

This brief summary of the Q&A will involve spoilers for Solo. Continue reading

Holonet Blast #59

Whooooooa we’re almost there! Happy Solo Week! By this time next week, we’ll all have seen Solo: A Star Wars Story. Who’s excited? I’M EXCITED. Okay. On with the news.

In news that is not actually news, there is no confirmed Lando film. Kathleen Kennedy was misquoted. As a friendly reminder, if the official website isn’t reporting it, don’t believe it. In other Lando related news, Jonathan Kasdan was recently quoted in an interview as saying that everyone’s favorite cape-wearing smuggler is pansexual. Your mileage may vary in regards of how excited this makes you (personally, I giggled with glee) but as a friendly reminder, the best representation is the representation that is made obvious on the screen.

Entertainment Weekly has a special edition Solo issue that likely has some neat little stories and tidbits.

Solo also screened at the Cannes Film Festival and honestly? The biggest news here is Thandie Newton’s dress because HOLY SITHSPIT LOOK AT IT! She saw her chance and she took it and walked the red carpet in a custom made dress with fabric printed with action figures of black characters in Star Wars including Finn, Lando, and Captain Panaka!

And finally… WE KNOW WHERE CELEBRATION IS and it’s in… Chicago? Yeah, we’re all surprised too. Regardless! Everyone here is super excited and can’t wait for the next galactic family gathering. Tickets will go on sale at 1pm Eastern on June 5th so have your credit cards ready.

And that’s it for this week! We’ll see you on the other side 😉

Review: It’s Your Universe

Since 2008, Ashley Eckstein has had a huge, positive impact upon the lives of fangirls everywhere as both Ahsoka Tano and the founder of Her Universe and now she’s written a book too! Out today, It’s Your Universe: You Have the Power to Make It Happen is a biographical and inspirational account of Ashley’s journey from being a young Disney-loving girl in Florida to a Star Wars star who runs a company focused on supporting fangirls.

Towards the start of the book, Ashley encourages readers to use the book as their own journal for writing down their hopes and dreams and what the path towards that dream might look like. She even leaves lines and little prompts for readers to do so. This turns the reading experience into something interactive.

Admittedly, It’s Your Universe is not a book intended for me. (I’m a 28-year-old pessimist who masquerades as a realist.) But that’s okay. Not every book has to be for every person and there are plenty of people out there, young girls in particular, for whom this book will be amazing. The suggested age range for this book is 12-18 but I think younger fans would appreciate it even more than older teenagers.

Throughout the book, Ashley incorporates some of her favorite quotes and storylines from Disney films, both classic and new. Between descriptions of times when Disney Princesses had to keep going in the face of adversity and Ashley’s own candid descriptions of instances where she experienced set backs, readers are reminded that the path to success isn’t always a straight line. What matters is that you keep believing in yourself and come up with a new plan when your first one doesn’t work out.

It’s Your Universe is likely the perfect book for a young fangirl and especially one who needs a little positive reinforcement as she strives towards her dreams. And hey! While it might not be the book for me, it could very well be an inspirational book that older fans adore as well. In short, if you’re a fan of Ashley Eckstein and Her Universe, you’ll likely find something to like about It’s Your Universe.

Thank you to Disney Editions for providing an advance copy of the book for review.

Review: Choose Your Destiny: A Han & Chewie Adventure

I had absolutely no idea what I’m doing when it comes to a choose your own adventure book but you know what? That’s actually pretty in-character for Han Solo so I’m going to say it works. Star Wars: Choose Your Destiny: A Han & Chewie Adventure by Cavan Scott with illustrations by Elsa Charretier is precisely what it says on the label and hey to top it off, it’s actually rather fun.

As I said before, I’m not exactly a connoisseur when it comes to choose your own adventure books so this was a brand new venture for me. Turns out that I’m not actually all that great at picking the right option: I led Han and Chewie straight into their journey’s premature end at least five times if not more. That’s actually part of what makes this fun because the right choice isn’t always immediately evident. Sometimes, this is because Han has two equally hair-brained ideas such as telling someone that he’s Jabba the Hutt when he’s in a less than ideal situation. (Honestly, it’s actually somewhat impressive how many people in the galaxy don’t know what a hutt looks like…) I only went through the book once but there are apparently twenty different outcomes (although I suspect that I found about a quarter of those given how many times I unsuccessfully guided our favorite smugglers.) This could easily keep someone entertained for a few hours if they wanted to try and find all the different endings.

The bottom line? If you like these sorts of books, you’ll enjoy Choose Your Destiny: A Han & Chewie Adventure. If you’ve never tried a choose your own adventure book, this could well worth giving a try. It’ll keep you (or kids in particular) entertained for a little while and let you have fun flying the Falcon alongside Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Thank you to Disney-Lucasfilm Press for providing a copy of the book for review purposes.

Go/No-Go: Last Shot

nasa-mission-control-3Welcome back to Go/No-Go, Tosche Station’s regular feature where we offer our spoiler-free opinion as to whether or not you should spend your hard-earned money on a book, film, or other entertainment. Today on the launch pad: Star Wars: Last Shot. Star Wars fans were first introduced to Daniel José Older via his delightful sandtrooper in From a Certain Point of View but what do we think of his take on Han Solo and Lando Calrissian? To mission control for the verdict!

Bria: I was somewhat familiar with Daniel José Older prior to this book but admittedly, I didn’t entirely know what to expect. Once I did start reading the book over my lunch break, I found it almost impossible to put down. (Seriously: I finally had to shame myself into doing so after I finished the first 90ish pages and was seriously considering shutting my office door and reading the rest.) Older has a very humorous and engaging style of writing, something that’s a perfect fit for Han Solo and Lando Calrissian; two characters whose voices he has down pat. Taking place over three time periods, the story weaves together and would be far less rich without the Lando/L3 and the Han/Sana plot lines. Older also makes sure to put forward a diverse cast of which my favorites are probably Peekpa the ewok and Taka the pilot. At the end of the day though, what you really need to know is that Last Shot is fun as hell, will make you laugh a lot, and is incredibly difficult to put down. We can only hope that Older gets to write more Star Wars novels given what a delight this one was. Needless to say, Last Shot gets a GO from me.

Nanci: Last Shot reminds me of a Bantam era book. If you know me, you know that’s some of the highest praise I can give a Star Wars book. How does it compare to Bantam, you may ask? Well, it’s a one-off story with personal as well as galactic stakes. It features some well-known film characters like Han, Lando, Leia, and Chewie, but also introduces a wide variety of new characters I’d love to read about in the future. (Taka Jamoreesa was my surprise favorite. Peekpa the Ewok is also delightful.) Last Shot also features Sana Starros, a character from the Marvel comics, in a great bit of synergy. (There’s another cameo from a book character that made me run around the house with glee.) One of the best parts about the Bantam era books was “checking in” with characters that had been previously introduced in other books and seeing what they were up to, or using them in stories when the plot called for certain character types. Like Aaron Allston’s X-Wing novels, Last Shot is deeply funny, and cares more about telling an entertaining story than adding to lore or “expanding” the universe. Not that there’s anything wrong with those types of stories, but sometimes it’s nice to just sit back and enjoy a book with no repercussions to the galaxy at large, even if the characters go through deep changes. (This is how I feel about Solo: A Star Wars Story in general, as a matter of fact.) Given that this book is a tie-in to Solo, I was surprised, but thrilled, to find that the majority of the story takes place two years after the Battle of Jakku; anything that takes place post-Endor is my jam. The flashbacks with Han, Chewie, and Sana as well as Lando and L3-37 succeeded in getting me very excited fro the film. Finally, one of my favorite things Last Shot does is prove there are plenty of stories to tell during the period of peacetime between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens. Just because the Empire is gone and the First Order hasn’t risen to prominence yet, doesn’t mean our heroes did not have any adventures. I hope Del Rey, Disney Lucasfilm Press, and Marvel continue telling those stories. For those and many other reasons, Last Shot gets a GO from me.

Amanda: I am always dubious when an author I’m unfamiliar with gets their hands on Han Solo. But having read the excerpt in the Del Rey Sampler, I was cautiously optimistic when I embarked on reading Last Shot. Let me tell you: I was so much more than satisfied. Older does a fantastic job of giving us ever-growing but still recognizable versions of our favorite scoundrels. In addition, we find new characters to love (Taka has my heart forever) and see glimpses of favorites from the Star Wars comics and previous novels. The villain made me shudder, the action made my heart race, and the relationships felt real, honest, deep, and important. I got everything I wanted out of this book and a bunch of things I didn’t even know I needed until after I had them. This book was a delight from beginning to end, weaving together multiple time periods and interconnected plot threads with finesse and facility. It was well done from start to finish. I adored it and hope to see more from D.J. Older on my Star Wars shelf in the future. Last Shot absolutely gets a GO from me.

Flight Director’s Ruling: Last Shot is a GO for launch!