Star Wars, Geek Culture, and Power Converters
Sequel trilogy fans need to grow up.
All the excitement, all the speculation, all the angsting. All for something that really doesn’t matter. It’s absolutely baffling why so much thought and effort is being put into something so meaningless. It kills me to see people wasting their time on all of this because, come on, let’s be perfectly honest.
The sequel trilogy isn’t real Star Wars.
Going to be in the greater Orlando area sometime from May 17 through June 9? You might want to head down to Disney’s Hollywood Studios for the 2013 installment of Star Wars Weekends. If you can make it, you’ll be treated to Clone Wars voice talent Ashley Eckstein and James Arnold Taylor returning as hosts for the event. From the official blog:
While details are still being planned, we’re excited to announce that James Arnold Taylor and Ashley Eckstein are returning as celebrity hosts for the annual special event. James, the voice behind many of the most famous animated characters in film, television and commercials, is known to Star Wars fans as the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi on the Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV series. Ashley, who started her show business career as a parade dancer at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, is the voice of Anakin’s ambitious Padawan, Ahsoka Tano, on Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
James is the Official Celebrity Host of Star Wars Weekends 2013, and Ashley is Celebrity Host of “Behind the Force,” a live show that takes fans behind-the-scenes in the Star Wars universe.
Though we are far less interesting than Ashley Eckstein and James Arnold Taylor, you might also be able to catch Nanci or myself there. We’ll both be present for the first weekend and Nanci will be there for a few other days.
In the final installment in the series, George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy discuss their futures now that the sale is final.
First things first, if you’ve managed to stay mostly spoiler free for this book, I highly suggest you continue to do so because wow will it be worth it. This review will contain mild spoilers so read at your own risk.
So I didn’t actually read all four books as planned but it was not my fault! The library has taken over two weeks to get me the requested copy of Shadow Games and I’m not so desperate to read it that I felt like delaying the Waru Express any longer than I already have. I have struck it from the list and it will be replaced by The New Rebellion. More likely than not, I will read it anyways once it finally arrives but not in order. Sorry if anyone was really looking forward to my thoughts on that book. I might include it as a footnote in another post.
But enough of that! On with the show and three very very very different books.
Death Troopers
I really have no idea what I was expecting from this book but it probably should’ve been exactly what the book gave me. It is definitely a horror story set in the Star Wars universe. Surprisingly, I actually rather enjoyed it and I’m not necessarily a big horror fan. This goes back to a comment I think I made a few posts ago about how there really is something for everyone in the Expanded Universe. Schrieber introduces mostly new characters and I even found myself caring about some of them particularly the doctor, Zahara Cody.
I was not, however, expecting Han and Chewbacca to show up. Wow do those two get around and attract a lot of danger in the process. Maybe they should considering retiring to a nice quiet planet without any moons. Joe Schreiber actually writes a pretty good Han and Chewbacca. I especially liked how he wrote scenes from Chewbacca’s point of view instead of taking the easy way out and writing them from Han’s. The only “criticism” I have isn’t actually a criticism but just a comment that there wasn’t much tension in regards to their fates since the book is set before A New Hope.
All in all, it’s a short (and I really do mean short at only 234 pages) read but definitely worth it especially if you’d like a change from the Expanded Universe status quo. At the very least, it’s worth a try. Zombies on a Star Destroyer, folks, zombies on a Star Destroyer. What’s not to love?
In January, Nanci and I started a podcast. In April, we spun that podcast off into a blog. All sorts of crazy things have happened since. Welcome to our gratuitous 2012 in Review Linkdump. As a note, thanks for bearing with us over the holidays as we took time to visit our friends and family. We’ll be back Wednesday with regular coverage and posts. Be sure to also check out Club Jade’s 2012 retrospective.
For our year-in-review, to the jump!
We all love Star Wars mashups, right? Especially when they involve cheesy TV shows? Well, here’s another great one by OneMinuteGalactica – Star Wars Chips!
Thanks to Club Jade for the link.
I don’t care what anyone else says but I love the Han Solo Trilogy and always have since I first read these when I was 9 or so. I’ve said before that they’re my guilty pleasure books and that’s just fine with me. It has, however, been reeeeeally long time since I’ve read these books and wow was it weird to keep reading about a ‘Bria’. I don’t know you folks with more commonly used names do it when you read books. But let’s set my personal issues with that aside for now and get on with the reviews!
The Paradise Snare
Oh street rat Han. You try, kiddo, you try. Okay sure his background may be a little cliché but did we really expect Han to come from anything else? Plus, it’s a nice set up for everyone to realize that Thracken Sal-Solo is indeed a-word-that-I-cannot-use-in-this-review.
The book serves as a nice set up for both the trilogy and Han as a character. For starters, both his relationship with Dewlanna and his experience with Ylesia make it a no brainer for him to save Chewie later on. You get to see where he came from and how he made the natural progression to the person he is when he first meets Luke and Obi-Wan on Tatooine. It’s also fun to see how Han seems to attract sidekicks no matter what although the idea of Han teaching Muuurgh proper Basic grammar is somewhat entertaining. As far as Ylesia goes though? Wow does Han have some bad luck when it comes to ending up on crappy mining planets.
Obviously, I really do love the character of Bria Tharen. Sure she’s in a pretty crappy place (mentally and physically) when we first meet her but her evolution as a character through the series is great. I think her interest in archaeology is a neat touch. While yes, she has fallen victim to this fake religion, I really like that Crispin makes it clear that this happens to both the weak and the strong-minded. Similarly, while she does need Han’s help to initially break away from it, I absolutely do not think that makes her a weak character but more on that later probably.
I do love all the subtle little cameos such as the one by Bornan and Aryn Thul on Alderaan. It’s a cute little tie-in to the YJK books. I also appreciate the flyby mention of Hal Horn in connection to the ‘Jenos Idanian’ identity. Say what you will about the Bantam era books but I really love how the authors really did try to make things tie together and fit to the best of their abilities.
The only thing that had me really rolling my eyes with this book was Han’s abuse of endearments. Come on, Han. I know you were a street rat but really? On the other hand, I can wave it off because this is a book about a very young Han Solo and he hasn’t figured out how to be suave and charming yet scruffy yet.
I hope everyone got their fill of ‘Watch Bria have an emotional breakdown’ with the last post because we won’t be getting another one of those for awhile. Now that the Clone Wars are over, we get to look in on what some characters were up to before the Battle of Yavin. The Coruscant Nights books follow the adventures of Jax Pavan, a Jedi Knight who was lucky enough to survive the Purges and who, for some idiotic reason, is stupid enough to remain on Coruscant instead of fleeing for the stars.
Jedi Twilight
Hey guys. Do you know who was alive and then died in this book? Even Piell. Want to know who I still don’t give a bantha’s butt about? Yep. You got it in one. Literally all I know about him is that there was some continuity snafu and… nope. Still no caring to be found.
As for the book itself, it’s a decent enough read, I guess? I could’ve done without everything related to Black Sun because I really don’t care about Kaird or think it was a vital part of the book. (I mean, out of all the characters to bring back from MedStar, you picked him, Reaves? Really?) A lot of things about the plot just felt really convenient. I still don’t get why Vader is so focused on getting Jax of all the Jedi who might have survive. I also don’t get why Anakin apparently gave Jax a jewel as a gift a while ago? Just… what? Oh and the whole Grey Paladin thing is a bit weird too. Basically, there are a lot of things I just don’t get but it’s an entertaining enough read to not be a waste of time. However, I think I enjoyed it more when I first read it a year or two ago.
Oh and when I said I wanted more Nick Rostu, I meant a short story where he and Mace work together to command some battle during the Clone Wars and have lots of humorous exchanges. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still nice to see him being used but it just doesn’t feel like the same Nick although the war can probably be partially blamed for that. Poor Nick. He deserves so much better.
Well, you knew it was going to happen eventually. There’s a mashup of the Pacific Rim trailer with the opening from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.
It’s amazing.