Disneyland Paris to get Star Wars Land?

If true, color me insanely jealous. Disney Paris might not be getting just the Star Tours update, they might be getting a whole Star Wars-themed section put into the park.

The plan is not only to bring Star Tours 2 at DLP Discoveryland but also to transform what is now the Captain EO theatre, the Star Traders shop as well as the Pizza Planet restaurant to create a “Star Wars land” and as you will see on the Google Earth screen capture below they not only have plenty of room backstage to do it but probably will even have enough room in the future to add new rides if necessary. The back of Discoveryland already don’t have the same architecture than the front, so this Star Wars land shouldn’t be a problem, esthetically speaking.

While Nanci is Tosche Station’s resident theme park expert and enthusiast, I know I’d love something like this in the American market. Disney World in Orlando is looking for something to compete against the wildly popular Wizarding World of Harry Potter over at Universal Studios. They’re giving James Cameron’s Avatar a shot at biting into that tie-in market, but I don’t think anyone expects that to be nearly the success Universal’s Hogwarts and Hogsmeade themed area is.

What’s the one thing Disney could throw out there to actually go toe-to-toe with Potter? Star Wars. It certainly would be neat to see Disney’s Hollywood Studios expand a bit to include a larger Galaxy Far, Far Away theme.

Via Club Jade

Trope Tuesday: Fate Worse than Death

It’s Tuesday! Which means it’s time to dive back into that wonderful time sink full of literary themes and devices, TV Tropes. On the docket this week: Fate Worse than Death

Think death is the cruelest fate? Think again. There are several things much worse: torturetaxesand tofu, to name but a few. And more often than not, some unlucky soul will experience it. Originally, this phrase meant rape; that’s still one possible meaning. And now there’seven worse than that.

This phrase is usually used in a Just Between You and Me moment by the Evil Overlord as he boasts about the agony-inducing Death Trap that awaits the hero for delaying his plans. It’s also fairly commonly used as a warning to the hero against seeking forbidden power or knowledge, and consequently to foreshadow the particular Karmic Death the villain will suffer because of meddling with the universe’s Cosmic Keystone.

The Galaxy Far, Far Away is practically filled with fates infinitely worse than death. I mean, there’s being digested over the course of a thousand years by a Sarlacc. Forcing to merge and become one with some sort of Eldritch Abomination. Getting frozen alive. Carnal relations with giant bugs. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather take a blaster bolt between the eyes than face down the other horrors the Galaxy seems to have in store for people.

The Avengers Have Finally Assembled!

(In England, anyway.)

The following review, while spoiler-free, has explicit spoilers for Thor as well as potential implied ones for Iron Man 2 and Captain America. That said, if you’re reading this review and haven’t seen those yet, go watch them and then come back here.

The thing about The Avengers—or Avengers Assemble, which only about ten people actually call it—is that it was pretty much guaranteed to be at least decently good. Obviously, until it came out, there was no gauge of exactly how good it was, but like macaroni and cheese or chocolate, for it to actually be bad, something would need to have gone pretty spectacularly wrong.

(And it’s not, strictly speaking, a sequel to anything, so I’m going to avoiding pointing out that, often, things do go spectacularly wrong for sequels.)

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RIP, Joel Goldsmith

Joel Goldsmith, son of legendary composer Jerry Goldsmith, died yesterday.  Goldsmith was best known for his work as a composer on Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, also composed the music for Call of Duty 3 and collaborated with his father on the score for Star Trek: First Contact.  He was 54.

Jason Fry Releases Fifth Batch of ‘EG to Warfare’ Endnotes

Ask any fic writer who has dabbled in Star Wars military fiction and they’ll tell you they have pulled their hair out trying to find out just how the rank system works between various military factions. Thankfully for all of us, Jason Fry and Paul Urquhart managed to answer some of those questions definitively in EG to Warfare.

Paul writes: “This section had to combine the basic four-color rank stripes from Attack of the Clones with the more complex grade system from ‘Guide to the Grand Army of the Republic’ in Star Wars Insider #84, as well as stray references to additional ranks in various novels, and it had to make them all work with the unit structure. I’d have liked to have done something with the unit formations, which real soldiers tell me are unrealistic, but I subtly hinted that the Kaminoans are a bit unrealistic and childlike in their liking for neat, obedient ranks of expendable troops. More on that when we get to the Empire….”

For more information, check out the fifth batch of endnotes on Jason Fry’s Tumblr.

CBS Interviews Joss Whedon

We’re less than a week away from one of the most hotly anticipated films of the year, Marvel’s The Avengers. Ahead of the release, CBS sat down with director and writer Joss Whedon to discuss the film, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Much Ado About Nothing, and his writing career. Oh, and his wife pokes fun at his sheer geek factor.

As superhero movies go, “The Avengers” is super-sized – Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, Thor, Black Widow and Hawkeye brought together to save the world.

The cast is filled with big names: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson, to name but a few.

More stars than there are in the firmament, says writer-director Joss Whedon. “It’s the most stars I can remember seeing since, like, one of those ’70s disaster movies.”

So why on Earth did Disney and Marvel Comics put this rumored $220 million movie in the hands of Whedon? He does not, said Blackstone, have a reputation as a “big movie” director.

To watch the interview, head on over to CBS’ Sunday Morning site.

More from the Coruscant Craft Fair

It’s the end of the semester over here, and that means one thing–my immune system has given up and decided that I need a couple of days to recuperate from running non-stop.  Naturally, that means I spent far too much time on Pinterest this week.

So, remember those shoes I posted last time?  Check out Geek with Curves for instructions on how to make your own Star Wars shoes using old magazines and Mod Podge.  Don’t feel like doing it on your own?  Fashionably Geek has a link to an etsy store where you can buy handpainted R2-D2 Toms.

If you’re more into cooking, how about a set of these for the kids: Chewbacca cupcakes.

If you’re making them for the adult crowd, I might suggest using this recipe which adds to the chocolate-y goodness by including Guinness. (No, there is no redeeming nutritional value to these at all.  But they’re Chewie cupcakes!  Who wants there to be?)

 

If you’re more into needlework instead, take a look here at these crocheted Granny Square TIE fighters from Craftzine.  Each fighter has a different granny square as its foundation.  Unfortunately, there aren’t any instructions.  But if you’re looking for Star Wars-themed crochet, you can buy a pattern for a mini Yoda amigurumi over at Etsy.

 

In fact, you can get more than just Yoda.  The seller features 12 different Star Wars amigurumi patterns at her Etsy store. Aren’t they cute?

The Death Knell for a Network

This something for the gamers out there.  I saw this news crop up this week and I felt compelled to say something about it.  When I started college, I was exposed to the network G4 for the first time.  I really actually enjoyed it an awful lot back then.  For point of reference, this was 2005.  The dorms had cable in every room and it was awesome, occasionally at the start of the year, we’d have a week of HBO for free in the hopes of convincing students to order it and spend more money.

In any event, I would watch G4 probably far too much at the time.  For those of you that don’t know, the network has been built around the concept of being a network for video gamers of all stripes, all console and pc players could tune in and get their impressions of games and sometimes insider info before it really got out much.

Additionally, they had a lot of original content outside of their two news shows, X-Play and Attack of the Show (AOTS).  Some of these shows were based around just cheat codes, easter eggs and unlockables in games (Cheat) or one block of programming that was just showing the trailers for games that were coming out soon or old trailers for games already released but that were awesome trailers you’d want to watch again anyway.

Eventually they even started broadcasting what has become a small phenomenon, Ninja Warrior, a show that is a translation of a Japanese obstacle course show called Sasuke.  This isn’t a show like the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which is largely pretty darned hokey.  Ninja Warrior is an actually really difficult looking challenge based on athleticism.

As time has worn on, though, a lot of that content that I enjoyed was pared down.  First the trailer programming was cut, then Cheat.  But that was okay because they introduced a program called ‘Movies that Don’t Suck,” which was great because they’d show honestly awesome movies.  The ones that come to mind are Tron and a myriad of Bruce Lee flicks.

Well, by the time I was a senior, they’d started trimming a lot of that from their content as well, but that was okay because they still had some pretty respectable people on the air.  I never really liked AOTS but it did have some level of journalism to it, not a lot but it had something.  Mostly that was the work of Olivia Munn, someone that I particularly don’t care for, but that’s me.  Aside from her, they had Geoff Keighley, who was a pretty good personality for their correspondence outside of the regular hosts and had his own news show for a while before it was cancelled in 2009.  Finally, they had an industry veteran named Adam Sessler.

Adam knew what he was about when it came to games.  Not only had he been involved in gaming journalism for a very long time, he’d been one of the co-hosts for X-Play since 1998, back when the show was on TechTV.  It’s fair to say that he was a recognized and respected journalistic entity in the gaming world.  He also served as the Editor-In-Chief of games content at G4.

That having been said, those were some of the things that I appreciated about the network.  In the past three years or so, though, most of the programming on G4 has shifted to being geek culture and great movies to dribble like reruns of Cops, Cheaters and Campus PD.  That’s been a tremendous let down.

Additionally, the network began to lose the personalities that made it watchable.  Olivia Munn left first, and she ended up on the Daily Show.  Geoff Keighley left next.  And now, Adam Sessler is done with them.

If you want to hear some well thought out diatribes and rants about the gaming industry, then you will want to track down some of Sessler’s work in a segment called “Sessler’s Soapbox.”  It’s a good way to understand the gaming industry and what at least one insider thinks needs to happen to continue good sales and evolution in the media.  Because that’s about the only place you’re going to find it anymore.  G4 sure won’t have it.

I guess if you’ve read this much of the post, then you’re wondering why I actually went through the trouble of putting it up.  I really hate to see this happen.  G4 used to be a network that fit the mold of being a channel that was really by gamers for gamers.  It was a kind of validation for those of us who spent too much time indoors when we were young and took video games too seriously.  It was a place where adults talked seriously about the kinds of things that gamer geeks actually cared about and it also asked us to think about what we were exposing ourselves to.  I think the list of people that have been cut loose is really somewhat tragic to that culture.  It’s understandable to say that the internet has created the same kind of environment for it, but I feel like that isn’t the same kind of legitimacy that an actual television network has.  The G4 I enjoyed in college is pretty much dead now.  And that is unfortunate.

If you want to read more about Sessler and his departure from G4, you can head over to Kotaku.