Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Looking for something to fill your time while there doesn’t seem to be anything to do with SW floating about? Well, how about this? Have you heard about Star Wars Uncut? It’s a project that was started in 2009 as a crowdsourced attempt to recreate the entirety of of SW:ANH as a fanmade piece. Well, a few months back, the project was completed and the ‘Director’s Cut’ was released, containing the handpicked best shots stitched together to recreate the entire film in 15 second clips. The project was actually nominated for an Emmy (Scratch that, the project won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media in 2010). So, follow this link and give it a watch.

Sorry, no embed, the site wasn’t cooperating. Here’s the trailer, though.

Sports and Geek Fandom: The Bizarre Double Standard

Here at Tosche Station, we mean it when we say we’ll talk about anything and everything that has to do with geek culture.

I’m a sports fan. Gridiron football, soccer, basketball (though we’re not on speaking terms until the Sonics come back to Seattle). My first love, though, was baseball. I grew up watching the Seattle Mariners and listening to Dave Niehaus* weave together a daily narrative of America’s grand pass time. Even as my enjoyment of gridiron and basketball waned and my passion for soccer rose, baseball always stayed at the top of my list. But why? Why a game that’s admittedly slow-paced, is crammed full of breaks in the action, whose popularity always seems to be waning? A simple answer, really. Baseball lends itself beautifully to geek culture.

*And to give this a bit more of a science fiction feel, one of the greatest Niehaus calls ever occurred when outfielder Ichiro Suzuki threw a ball on a line from right field to third to gun down Terrance Long. In his words, “Ichiro threw something out of Star Wars.” 

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Buy a Cool Shirt, Support a Great Cause

Hey Twitter users and Expanded Universe fans, want to support a good cause and get a stylish new shirt for your wardrobe? EUCantina sultan and our Podfather Austin Blankenship is selling wardrobe with my favorite hashtag, #SWEU. Just the thing to take with you to conventions.

Profits will be donated to Reading is Fundamental, a nonprofit geared towards getting books in the hands of kids. A multitude of styles and colors are available, so head on over to Cafepress to get yours.

Francis Lawrence Offered Director Role for ‘Catching Fire’

With Gary Ross no longer in the picture for Catching Fire, Lionsgate Studios has offered I Am Legend director Francis Lawrence the gig according to The Hollywood Reporter.

It must be noted that it isn’t guaranteed that Lawrence will direct the sequel to this year’s biggest blockbuster hit. Lawrence has not accepted the offer yet and should he turn it down, Lionsgate will need to ramp up their search again to find a suitable replacement. Given their target of having the film hit theaters in November 2013, the studio will be hoping to have a definitive answer soon.

Other directors that were considered include Tomas Alfredson (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), Duncan Jones (Source Code), and Bennett Miller (Moneyball). Lawrence came out on top primarily due to scheduling availability.

If nothing else, hopefully this means less shaky-cam moving forward.

via Club Jade

Slow News Day….?

In an effort to preserve our readership from Brian’s iTunes list, Shane and I were discussing what we could do to possibly indicate a slow news day.  One of the blogs he reads uses the Slow News Day Gorn–appropriately, since there is nothing slower than the Gorn.

But this being a primarily Star Wars blog, news today has been slower than:

a) Greedo’s gun hand (because Han shot first)
b) Jabba the Hutt
c) Bossk (this was Shane’s favorite)
d) the Sarlacc’s Digestion
e) a season on the moisture farm
f) Brian updating his taste in music

Got a better suggestion?  Let us know in the comments.

Apparently this is a thing I do now

Is post Star Wars related parodies of pop music.  Or in this case, 3d animation of Stormtroopers dancing to pop music. For those curious and somehow unaware, the song is by LMFAO (God I wish I was making that up) and the animation is a piece of student work from the University of Lethbridge (Canada), New Media Department.

Tosche Station Radio #13: Flame War

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Sometimes we as fans can afford to behave better. This week we delve into some behavior we can all learn how to prevent to be better stewards of our fandoms.

Starting off the show, Nanci and Brian highlight some new articles up at the official blog. Shane’s got a look at what Scoundrels could mean for the Expanded Universe moving forward. Brian posted his retrospective of Fate of the Jedi and looked back at a history of questionable Star Wars video games. Emily (newest writer and Shane’s better half) had an academic look at fan fiction. Be sure to also check out Nanci’s latest for EUCantina, her retro review of Survivor’s Quest.

Over in Fixer’s Flash, Nanci talks about the latest movie she caught in theaters: Wrath of the Titans. Verdict? Not that great. She’s also started reading Apocalypse, the last entry in the Fate of the Jedi series. Brian’s still wrapped up in the Marvel universe, but managed to take some time off to meet up with a longtime fandom friend. Some of the best people you’ll ever meet will come through fandom. Both of the hosts were featured on the Star Wars Book Report podcast.*

*We’re so sorry for all the tangents. So. So sorry.

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Slow News Week: Brian Liveblogs his iTunes Library on Shuffle

Update #15 2:09 PM

There’s no getting around it. This has been an extremely slow news week and bloggers are getting desperate for content. So desperate that many of us are resorting to some non-traditional posts to keep our front pages alive*.

*Someone that’s actually doing something cool is Dunc over at ClubJade who is currently running an Ask Dunc Anything open thread

So yes. Desperation. I threatened this on Twitter but alas, no one listened. Strap in, I’m about to blog about music. Tune in for a continually updating thread on my bad taste in music. Make fun of me in the comments, or suggest good things for me to listen to.

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‘John Carter’ Breaks Even

Good news for Disney, John Carter managed to make back what was sunk into it thanks to overseas revenues.

BoxOffice Mojo reports that John Carter has grossed $254.5 million, a $4.5 million over its budget—currently not technically a profit, considering its advertising budget, but it’s far better than the epic loss that many had feared.

Unsurprisingly, most of this coin has come from overseas. While John Carter earned over $66 million here in the United States, international markets have pulled in over $188 million. Film Buff Online writes that John Carter was #1 in box office receipts for two weeks in a row in China. This profit will keep increasing, as John Carter has yet to be released in Japan, where it will surely put the movie several million dollars in the black.

While it’s good that the film didn’t wind up costing Disney their collective shirts, they’re likely never to escape the bad press it garnered for them. Make no mistake, a $66 million gross in the United States is an embarrassment. The media reviews seemed to get caught up in a revolving narrative of how poor the film was, perhaps overplaying the criticism and driving some theater patrons away. Ultimately, the reason it failed lies squarely at the feet of Disney and the film’s creative staff.

It was a poorly marketed movie. Just about all of my friends who saw it had no idea going in that it was a science fiction film*. Or that it was based on a book that was foundational for sci-fi as we know it. More than that, it just wasn’t that special of a film. The narrative was disjointed, the acting was wooden. It had some pretty visuals going for it, but that was easily the highlight of a very forgettable movie.

*Dropping the ‘Mars’ part of ‘John Carter of Mars.’ Not the most savvy marketing you’ve ever done, Disney.

If you’re looking for a good book-to-film adaptation, you might want to give this a shot instead.

Forbes via Aaron Allston