In an effort to preserve our readership from Brian’s iTunes list, Shane and I were discussing what we could do to possibly indicate a slow news day.  One of the blogs he reads uses the Slow News Day Gorn–appropriately, since there is nothing slower than the Gorn.

But this being a primarily Star Wars blog, news today has been slower than:

a) Greedo’s gun hand (because Han shot first)
b) Jabba the Hutt
c) Bossk (this was Shane’s favorite)
d) the Sarlacc’s Digestion
e) a season on the moisture farm
f) Brian updating his taste in music

Got a better suggestion?  Let us know in the comments.