Welcome aboard the Han and Leia Solo looooooooove boat. We provide music and history lessons at the low low cost of only two books. And possibly your sanity unless you just roll with the ridiculousness. Someone cue up the Bollywood soundtrack because here we go!
The Courtship of Princess Leia
Why yes. This book is the Star Wars equivalent of a Bollywood musical. You’ve probably heard us at Tosche Station repeat Dunc’s declaration a time or two. Honestly though. This book comes complete with a musical break where Threepio serenades the group with “Han Solo! What a man, Solo!” complete with orchestration and a tap dance routine. You only think I’m making this up. Of course, we can’t forget the opening number where the Hapans enter the grand audience chamber and make an elaborate presentation of gifts with women singing “Hapes Hapes Hapes” over and over again in the background. If they were to film this, I would expect it to end much like Mirror, Mirror with a giant wedding Bollywood number. Bonus points if they managed to get Sean Bean to play some role and just look miserable in the back ground. But anyways. Let’s be clear: this book is indeed ridiculous but it’s still entertaining and somewhat endearing in its own strange way.
Not that any of this excuses the characterization of Han or Leia. It’s all just… off. Very off. Han is crazed and obsessed and Leia is just… yeah. It’s just all so very very very wrong. Also, I’m pretty sure that at this point in the timeline? Han still finds Threepio irritating and even if he didn’t, I’m fairly sure that he is the LAST person or droid you should go to for love life advice.
Aside from the ridiculous characterization and strange plot, there are some good things about this book. First and foremost, we get the planets of Dathomir and Hapes which I shall always insist are wonderful additions to the Expanded Universe. Are they somewhat strange societies? Sure but they make for fascinating reads. Not only that but this book lays the foundation for one excellent character in the Expanded Universe: Tenel Ka who shall forever be my favorite warrior princess/queen but more on that in a few weeks. Honestly, I wish that we’d gotten a chance to see more of both worlds in canon.
Also, this book gives us the infamous “Kiss My Wookiee!” line. Come on, how can you not find that in the least bit amusing?
I am honestly convinced that Winter must have been off on some sort of mission for Intelligence while this was happening. When she got back and Han and Leia told her the whole story, she listened calmly without comment and then smacked them both over the head, confiscated all of their spice, and gave them a stern lecture about the dangers of drugs.